Jefferson: [monotone] The three Stooges commonly comedy. You know who miten tavata vanhoja seksikkäitä sinkkunaisia I do believe are funny? One to Elaine Boozler was comedy.

Al: Oh my personal God! The individuals women possess brainwashed your. We are going to need to deprogram him! [holds up one or two fingers] Small, just how many fingertips in the morning I holding up? [pokes Jefferson regarding the sight]

Kelly: [singing] Eighty-9 bottle regarding alcohol towards wall, eighty-9 package regarding beer, if an individual of them package will be occur to fall. eighty-ten container regarding beer into wall.

Al: [certainly Jefferson's family relations recently done the new "remove my little finger gag"] And that i think I went with an awesome audience inside higher college.

Al: I detest those individuals complaint packages they set up in the shopping center. A woman comes in the shoe store now, thus grand the woman is covered by ‘Green Peace’, and ask for a mass-cuatro shoe. Thus i requested their particular if the she desires to consume all of them indeed there and take them family, and you will she’s got the guts to help you complain on my personal overall performance.

Al: [Marcy features searched at Bundy's door that have an intense chicken] Congratulations, Marcy. I didn’t even comprehend you were pregnant.

Al: Leave myself alone, Peg. The fresh new Bears try to relax and play this new Rams. of course, if your clean out toward Rams, you have made knocked from the league.

Tv Announcer: [singing] A tiny handled, roughly we’re advised/Slain their spouse ’cause she had a cooler/May as well, she try gettin’ dated!/Psycho Father, Psycho Father, Psycho Dad!/They are quick having a tool!/And his awesome job isn’t over!/Killed around three spouses from the twenty-one/They are Psycho Father!

Al Bundy: Oh yeah, the individuals damn bees. Among them need stung your because I thought I heard your shout.

Al Bundy: Peg, you do not have one “I’ve been met by Al Bundy” browse in your deal with. Maybe you should go into girly doctor. They say you ought to get tested most of the long time or so. Put you abreast of a shelf and check your devices and you can tubes.

Al Bundy: [voice] Oh Lord, easily previously required almost anything to your, excite i’d like to go to bed in advance of she thinks of sex

Peggy Bundy: There is nothing completely wrong using my belts and you can tubes. I simply should be removed and inspired just after in sometime.

Peggy Bundy: Really, let’s merely say that We used to phone call your “the moment Man”. Today, I long for thoese months. However, Marcy was very calming. She said with you, the sooner it is across the better.

An informed sex you ever had of all the dudes in the Polk Higher!

Al Bundy: Hello, Donaley why not utilize the for you personally to observe much time they requires for the young man to locate himself away from dress?

Al Bundy: [to the cell phone] Come on Lois, I’m sure it has been 2 decades since i have guaranteed to mention your. I’m getting in touch with you now. Now listen, that is a long-range toll telephone call therefore let me get to the part. Remember the nights regarding the back-seat out of my old Dodge? Just how is We? [pause] I knew it! I became good? [pause] What type of auto have always been We riding today? Uh. I gotta go. Bye! [hangs upwards]

Al Bundy: [to your cell phone] So i try great? The best! Oh, get real today, you are making me blush! Well, thank you so much really for your go out Sis Mary Ignatius.

Al Bundy: [to the phone] Good morning? Uh, yeah. do i need to talk to Marilyn Fisher? Oh, she’s Marilyn O’Brien now? Uh-hm. Are you currently their particular partner? We pick. Could you perform myself a prefer? Yeah, i’m called Al Bundy. We familiar with check out high-school that have Marilyn. Might you inquire their own when she gets in whenever she meant they when she said that she is had everyone, but I found myself an informed? [pause] Precisely what do you suggest she actually is there. oh, the woman is breast-giving the newborn baby? Hello, hey, that brings right back memory!